The Federation of Hey Ho is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.629 billion military peoples are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Hey Hoan economy, worth 322 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,487 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,635 per year while the poor average 16,896, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is moderate. Hey Ho's national animal is the death thing, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hey Ho is ranked 235,197^th in the world and 5,266^th in eta for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.27 percentage of bribes refused.