The Federal Republic of Hexastalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ilona Istvan with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.053 billion Hexastalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexstal. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hexastalian economy, worth 452 trillion Buckaroos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,679 Buckaroos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hexastalia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Hexastalia.

Hexastalia is ranked 180,384^th in the world and 2^nd in Alliance of Pkardia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.81 kickbacks per hour.