Most Cheerful Citizens: 80thRudest Citizens: 90thNicest Citizens: 222nd
The Sexy Funland of
Anarchy
Live. Love. Laugh. Lewd!
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Secretary
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Hetairaea

Population10.731 billion

CapitalShangri-La
LeaderPresident Gwen Matisch
Faithcommunal loving

CurrencySauce
AnimalSuccubus

The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Gwen Matisch with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.731 billion Hetairaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri-La. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hetairaean economy, worth a remarkable 3,894 trillion Sauces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 362,887 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and President Gwen Matisch's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hetairaea's national animal is the Succubus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is communal loving.

Hetairaea is ranked 55,278th in the world and 1st in Project Snowscape for Most Stationary, with 795.06895643332 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 80thRudest Citizens: 90thNicest Citizens: 222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 246thMost Compassionate Citizens: 387thMost Inclusive: 388thHighest Disposable Incomes: 431stHighest Food Quality: 566thLargest Retail Industry: 672ndMost Pacifist: 703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 761stMost Valuable International Artwork: 767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,044thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,240thMost Cultured: 1,306thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,391stHealthiest Citizens: 1,474thHighest Average Incomes: 1,536thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,622ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,981stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,075thMost Efficient Economies: 2,261stSmartest Citizens: 2,325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,562ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,762ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,377thBest Weather: 3,468thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,580thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,867thMost Patriotic: 4,055thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,358thHighest Economic Output: 4,960thMost Developed: 5,010thLargest Governments: 6,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,484thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,558thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,713thMost Secular: 11,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,902ndMost Influential: 14,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,391stTop
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Nudest: 15,505thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,112thMost Politically Free: 23,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,726thMost Extreme: 24,724thSafest: 28,925thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,682nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hetairaea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, President Gwen Matisch's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Hetairaea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Hetairaea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.

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