Population | 10.731 billion |
Capital | Shangri-La |
Leader | President Gwen Matisch |
Faith | communal loving |
Currency | Sauce |
Animal | Succubus |
The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Gwen Matisch with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.731 billion Hetairaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri-La. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hetairaean economy, worth a remarkable 3,894 trillion Sauces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 362,887 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and President Gwen Matisch's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hetairaea's national animal is the Succubus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is communal loving.
Hetairaea is ranked 55,278th in the world and 1st in Project Snowscape for Most Stationary, with 795.06895643332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hetairaea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, President Gwen Matisch's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
- : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
- : Hetairaea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Most Pro-Market.
- : Hetairaea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Frisemark.