The Holy Empire of Hesskin Empire is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Stephan II Durnstein with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 21.796 billion Hesskin are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scottsville. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hesskin economy, worth a remarkable 2,667 trillion Hesskin Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,397 Hesskin Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, heart failure has skyrocketed among elderly nobles who are morally opposed to pacemakers, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hesskin Empire's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hesskin Empire is ranked 298,797^th in the world and 68^th in Kantrias for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.