The Republic of Herbivoria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.675 billion Herbivorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Herbivorian economy, worth 411 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,564 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,225 per year while the poor average 11,139, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Herbivoria's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Herbivoria is ranked 24,821^st in the world and 1^st in The Universal Echon Order for Most Primitive, scoring 75.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.