The Allied States of Hells Comin With Me is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.724 billion Hells Comin With Means have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The Hells Comin With Mean economy, worth 264 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,198 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hells Comin With Me's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hells Comin With Me is ranked 191,916^th in the world and 1^st in poor mans poison for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 58.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.