The Oppressed Peoples of Hellomyfriend is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 986 million Hellomyfriendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldsmobile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The strong Hellomyfriendian economy, worth 57.5 trillion friends a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,335 friends, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Oldsmobile moves with the times, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellomyfriend's national animal is the friend, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hellomyfriend is ranked 302,317^th in the world and 4^th in Nikara for Longest Average Lifespans, with 59.33 years.