
| Population | 3.811 billion |
| Capital | Nelsonsburg |
| Leader | President Abraham Greene |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Drac |
| Animal | Ashen Falcon |
The Monitory Democracy of Hellmire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Abraham Greene with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.811 billion Hellmireans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelsonsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Hellmirean economy, worth 479 trillion Dracs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,651 Dracs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 591,978 per year while the poor average 15,836, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.
Rare steaks seem even bluer now, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, and President Abraham Greene's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellmire's national animal is the Ashen Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Hellmire is ranked 294,235th in the world and 7th in The Draco Sector for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hellmire's influence in The Draco Sector rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, President Abraham Greene's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
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Hellmire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, adjacent suburbs build competing earthworks to force the other neighbourhood to flood first.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through President Abraham Greene's window to draw attention to their issues.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, museums offer moralization or your money back.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.























