The Rogue Nation of Helliumia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucifer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.107 billion Helliumians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandemonium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Helliumian economy, worth 122 trillion tithes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,627 tithes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 484,912 per year while the poor average 15,892, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

When it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, and Helliumian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Helliumia's national animal is the hellhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Helliumia is ranked 68,520^th in the world and 53^rd in Far East Oriental Federation for Rudest Citizens, with 69.07 insults per minute.