Population | 24.113 billion |
Capital | Wherda |
Leader | Comrade BluzMynki |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Mynki |
Animal | Aardvark |
The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade BluzMynki with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 24.113 billion Hellawi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherda. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hellawi economy, worth a remarkable 2,573 trillion Mynkis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,713 Mynkis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, refugees from other nations are flocking to Hellawi's border, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellawi's national animal is the Aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Hellawi is ranked 31,941st in the world and 10th in Hippy Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.59 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, refugees from other nations are flocking to Hellawi's border.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Hellawi, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Hellawi applied to join the World Assembly.