The HELLSHIP UWU of Hell4 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by OH GLORIOUS LEADER SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.909 billion SLAVE OF OH GLORIOUS LEADERS are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OH GLORIOUS LEADER TOWN. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hell4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,935 trillion SATAN COINS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,846 SATAN COINS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, they who do not work shall not eat, a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything, and report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hell4's national animal is the DEVIL, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OH GLORIOUS ANITICRISTIN.

Hell4 is ranked 301,431^st in the world and 6,455^th in eta for Most Secular, with 5.54 Atheism Rate.