The Federal Republic of Helixnay is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 26.22 billion Helixnayans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Helixnayan economy, worth 722 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,561 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helixnay's national animal is the adenovirus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helixnay is ranked 91,761^st in the world and 3^rd in Helix for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,022.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.