The Needless Wastage of Helii is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning blalcon population. The hard-working population of 4.422 billion Heliians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Heliian economy, worth 195 trillion failing NS email servers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 44,260 failing NS email servers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helii's national animal is the blalcon.

Helii is ranked 200,652^nd in the world and 8^th in Popuko for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,218.52 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.