The State of Heavenor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 13.478 billion Heavenorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Heavenorian economy, worth 959 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,220 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Heavenor's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Heavenor is ranked 120,937^th in the world and 156^th in Ancient Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.46 kickbacks per hour.