The Republic of Heart is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Attila Brady with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.406 billion Heartians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The strong Heartian economy, worth 485 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,662 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't follow Love are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heart's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Heart is ranked 114,666^th in the world and 8^th in Heart for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.03 law-abiding acts per hour.