The Republic of Heart is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Attila Brady with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.996 billion Heartians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.0%.

The very strong Heartian economy, worth 541 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,145 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heart's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Heart is ranked 227,283^rd in the world and 7^th in Heart for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.