Population | 18.189 billion |
Capital | Central Warren |
Leader | Hazel IV the First of her Name |
Currency | cowslip |
Animal | rabbit |
The Well-Intentioned Rabbits of Hazel-ra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hazel IV the First of her Name with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.189 billion Hazelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Warren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Hazelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,001 trillion cowslips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,032 cowslips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,580 per year while the poor average 30,655, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Hazel-ra, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Hazel-ra's national animal is the rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Hazel-ra is ranked 11,626th in the world and 3rd in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Stationary, with 2,121.8144753712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Hazel-ra's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Hazel-ra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.