The Well-Intentioned Rabbits of Hazel-ra is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Hazel V the First of her Name with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.272 billion Hazelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Warren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hazelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,560 trillion cowslips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,032 cowslips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,580 per year while the poor average 30,655, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Hazel-ra, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Hazel-ra's national animal is the rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hazel-ra is ranked 50,010^th in the world and 9^th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Nicest Citizens, with 17.36 average smiles per day.