Population | 5.422 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | elephant |
The Republic of Hawk54 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.422 billion Hawk54ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Hawk54ian economy, worth 493 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,007 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk54's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hawk54 is ranked 43,097th in the world and 263rd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk54, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.