Fattest Citizens: 5,473rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,653rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,679th
The Protectorate of
Corporate Bordello
We Will Endure For Our Homeland!
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hawaii DPR

Population454 million

Currency4th Edition Trench Dollar
AnimalBlack Spotted Tabby Cat

The Protectorate of Hawaii DPR is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 454 million Hawaii DPRians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The powerhouse Hawaii DPRian economy, worth 32.5 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,511 4th Edition Trench Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The internal market is thriving, scientists take credit every time it rains in New Region oasis, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hawaii DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hawaii DPR is ranked 209,148th in the world and 15th in New Region oasis for Largest Black Market, with 421 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Fattest Citizens: 5,473rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,653rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,679thRudest Citizens: 9,476thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,226thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,632ndLargest Publishing Industry: 24,904thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,634th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, scientists take credit every time it rains in New Region oasis.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Hawaii DPR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawaii DPR, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.

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