Population | 4.339 billion |
Capital | Koivukoski |
Leader | Väinö Salmisalo |
Faith | Ukonusko |
Currency | markka |
Animal | reindeer |
The Democratic Republic of Havumaa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Väinö Salmisalo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.339 billion Havulanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koivukoski. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Havulandic economy, worth 521 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,225 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Havulandic pirates, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime is totally unknown. Havumaa's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ukonusko.
Havumaa is ranked 261,833rd in the world and 68th in Alcris for Most Primitive, scoring -195.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Havumaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Havumaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Havumaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Havumaa was endorsed by The United Antillean Kingdom of Achipel.
- : Havumaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Havumaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Havumaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Havumaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Havumaa's influence in Alcris rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Havumaa's influence in Alcris fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Central Birdland, Smaragdina, Migre, and Achipel.