The People's Overlordship of Havalia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 724 million Havalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanovsokyz. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Havalian economy, worth 64.4 trillion Sokyziskis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,984 Sokyziskis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the HIA watchlist, at least 4 unique companies in Havalia claim to sell Eckie-Cola, only the wealthy vote, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havalia's national animal is the Brown Pander Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Havalia is ranked 288,813^th in the world and 1,518^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.