
| Population | 31.279 billion |
| Capital | Miraikyo |
| Leader | Prime Minister Tatsumi Kubo |
| Currency | yen |
| Animal | warbler |
The State of Hatsunia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tatsumi Kubo with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.279 billion Hatsunese people have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraikyo. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hatsunese economy, worth an astonishing 13,890 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 444,092 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Miraikyo, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Hatsunia's national animal is the warbler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hatsunia is ranked 140,323rd in the world and 6th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 976.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hatsunia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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Hatsunia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
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Hatsunia, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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Hatsunia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Miraikyo.
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Hatsunia, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
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Hatsunia, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.
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Hatsunia, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
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Hatsunia, they say that Prime Minister Tatsumi Kubo's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
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Hatsunia, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Hatsunese surveillance.
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Hatsunia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.



































