Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,192ndMost Conservative: 8,867thMost Authoritarian: 9,503rd
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HATERED OF MALICE

Population168 million

Currencyoranges
Animalseagul

The Dictatorship of HATERED OF MALICE is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 168 million HATERED OF MALICEians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64.5%.

The HATERED OF MALICEian economy, worth 8.44 trillion orangeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,214 orangeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, artists are pillars of society, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HATERED OF MALICE's national animal is the seagul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HATERED OF MALICE is ranked 187,147th in the world and 3rd in ROBLOX SIMULATOR for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 220.82 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,192ndMost Conservative: 8,867thMost Authoritarian: 9,503rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,065thTop
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Safest: 21,106thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,135th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, political debates are all but a distant memory.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in HATERED OF MALICE, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.

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