The Commonwealth of Hastavian Federation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 708 million Hastavias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The strong Hastavian Federationian economy, worth 53.7 trillion Hasvak Drams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,821 Hasvak Drams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed, and the nation's skies are now a wasteland. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hastavian Federation's national animal is the Hasvak Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hastavian Federation is ranked 134,389^th in the world and 166^th in Christians for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,172.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.