The Republic of Hash House Harriers is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob-Shiggy-Bob with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.109 billion Hash House Harriersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Check-Back. The average income tax rate is 6.8%.

The strong Hash House Harriersian economy, worth 468 trillion Papers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,945 Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, the Hash House Harriers Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hash House Harriers's national animal is the Hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Binge Drinking.

Hash House Harriers is ranked 161,804^th in the world and 28^th in The Embassy 1 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 748.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.