The WE SO BACK BABY AFTON of Haruhi Japan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.089 billion lost souls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Pizzeria. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient lost soul economy, worth a remarkable 7,595 trillion golden cupcakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 503,381 golden cupcakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Haruhi Japan is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haruhi Japan's national animal is the yellow rabbits, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haruhi Japan is ranked 2,694^th in the world and 1^st in The Vincence Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 226 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.