The Queen's Irish Green State of Harland and Wolf is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.07 billion Harland and Wolfians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The thriving Harland and Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,585 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,389 per year while the poor average 14,601, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Harland and Wolf has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Harland and Wolf's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Harland and Wolf is ranked 20,468^th in the world and 2^nd in Belfast for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 67,934.5 Standard Monetary Units.