The United Provinces of Harinko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goddess Aqua with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 13.445 billion Harinkoans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucilles. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harinkoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,694 trillion Harinko Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 423,572 Harinko Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Harinko's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Community Congregation of Lucius.

Harinko is ranked 189,508^th in the world and 2^nd in Martanic Harinkoan Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.92 kickbacks per hour.