The Meditations of Happy Gilmour is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 42.265 billion Follower of taos live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sichuan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient One with tao economy, worth an astonishing 16,079 trillion Meditations a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 380,444 Meditations, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most Follower of taos would sell their own grandmother, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Happy Gilmour's national animal is the Divine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Daoism.

Happy Gilmour is ranked 2,219^th in the world and 259^th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 332.66 kickbacks per hour.