The Commonwealth of Happy-guy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by obama with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.594 billion Happy-guyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the real silm shady. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Happy-guyian economy, worth 142 trillion USA dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,585 USA dollers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happy-guy's national animal is the ealge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is jewdism.

Happy-guy is ranked 116,372^nd in the world and 39^th in Estalcia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,279.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.