The Kingdom of Hapaxia is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 17.784 billion Hapaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The very strong Hapaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion oceanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,071 oceanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapaxia's national animal is the albatross.

Hapaxia is ranked 112,770^th in the world and 2^nd in World Ocean for Highest Drug Use, scoring 151.37 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.