The Kingdom of Hapaxia is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 17.262 billion Hapaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The very strong Hapaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion oceanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,523 oceanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and the roundel of the Hapaxian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapaxia's national animal is the albatross, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Hapaxia is ranked 89,459^th in the world and 2^nd in World Ocean for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,012.3 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.