The City State of Haopolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mr Tangerine with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and public floggings. The quiet, industrious population of 2.795 billion Haopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bombaclat. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Haopolisian economy, worth 85.5 trillion New Fezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,596 New Fezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and the Federal Council of Haopolis has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haopolis's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Haopolis is ranked 145,261^st in the world and 124^th in Edoca for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.64 kickbacks per hour.