The Federal Union of Hansdeltania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Roman Pavlenko with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.999 billion Hansdeltanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hansdelta. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hansdeltanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,256 trillion hansdeltanoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,687 hansdeltanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hansdeltania's national animal is the Hansdeltanian eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is secular humanism.

Hansdeltania is ranked 329,634^th in the world and 3^rd in The Roleplaying Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.