The Warlock of Hanneman von Essar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hanneman von Essar with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.038 billion Hanneman von Essarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enbarr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hanneman von Essarian economy, worth 837 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,632 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,457 per year while the poor average 25,859, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanneman von Essar's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Seiros.

Hanneman von Essar is ranked 26,749^th in the world and 9^th in Cao Wei for Safest, scoring 110.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.