Nudest: 5,153rdRudest Citizens: 6,522ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,492nd
The Sultanate of
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Peace and Justice
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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Hani Stualus

Population1.462 billion

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Animalgiraffe

The Sultanate of Hani Stualus is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.462 billion Hani Stualusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hani Stualusian economy, worth 164 trillion marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 112,586 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, corporations feel proud all year round, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hani Stualus's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hani Stualus is ranked 292,607th in the world and 557th in Concord for Largest Black Market, with 34.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 5,153rdRudest Citizens: 6,522ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,492ndMost Developed: 11,758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,509thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,533rdSmartest Citizens: 13,586thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,783rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,885thSafest: 14,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,305thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,630thNicest Citizens: 14,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,752ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,258thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,620thMost Pacifist: 20,857thMost Inclusive: 23,122ndMost Accessible: 24,273rdMost Secular: 26,356thHighest Drug Use: 28,136thHealthiest Citizens: 28,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,163rdHighest Food Quality: 30,965thLowest Crime Rates: 32,641st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Politically Free: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionMost Accessible: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 74th in the regionSafest: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hani Stualus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, corporations feel proud all year round.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Hani Stualus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, sex changes are routinely performed at Hani Stualus's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Hani Stualus, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.

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