The Republic of Hani is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 18.174 billion Hanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Hanian economy, worth 179 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,880 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hani's national animal is the dolphin.

Hani is ranked 283,023^rd in the world and 1^st in KPOP for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 322.76 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.