The Sultanate of Hanbali Hejaz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abdul-Quddus 'ibn Yusuf with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.928 billion Hejazis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hejazi economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,944 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Hanbali Hejaz. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanbali Hejaz's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Hanbali Hejaz is ranked 12,612^th in the world and 9^th in Pecan Sandies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.05 law-abiding acts per hour.