The Island of Hamster Utopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.468 billion Hamster Utopians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hamster Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,399 trillion lights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,781 lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamster Utopia's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamster Utopia is ranked 14,784^th in the world and 897^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 116.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.