The Fluffy Hamsters of Hamster City is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MrHamster with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.902 billion Hamster Cityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HamsterCapital. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hamster Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 3,981 trillion carrots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,845 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Hamster City, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, Bambi has been banned, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamster City's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hamster City is ranked 108,736^th in the world and 122^nd in Nederland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.84 law-abiding acts per hour.