The Emirate of HamEdiye is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 2.487 billion Hamedis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinat ul Hamd. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming HamEdiyean economy, worth 243 trillion Raisas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,842 Raisas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HamEdiye's national animal is the The Horsey Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HamEdiye is ranked 16,717^th in the world and 939^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,317.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.