The City of Half Moon Bay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Kowalczyk with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 25.361 billion Half Moon Bayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Half Moon Bay. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Half Moon Bayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,751 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,499 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Half Moon Bay in per capita stalking, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown. Half Moon Bay's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Just Relax About It.

Half Moon Bay is ranked 9,747^th in the world and 3^rd in Half Moon Bay for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,085.45 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.