The Failure of Half-Life Deathmatch Source is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Valve with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.211 billion Half-Life Deathmatch Sourceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 360. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The strong Half-Life Deathmatch Sourcean economy, worth 223 trillion 1 May 2006s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,517 1 May 2006s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,283 per year while the poor average 14,987, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, childhood friends of Valve are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Half-Life Deathmatch Source's national animal is the Valve, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Half-Life Deathmatch Source is ranked 223,883^rd in the world and 92^nd in Steam for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.62 percentage of bribes refused.