The Dominion of Haiuan is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.703 billion Haiuanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The strong Haiuanian economy, worth 214 trillion zins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,820 zins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Haiuan's national animal is the horseshoe crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haiuan is ranked 249,594^th in the world and 11^th in Junction in Limbo for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 808.11 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.