The Empire of Hai Wan is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.641 billion Hai Wanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Hai Wanian economy, worth 203 trillion zins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,929 zins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hai Wan's national animal is the horseshoe crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hai Wan is ranked 239,437^th in the world and 11^th in Junction in Limbo for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,021.09 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.