The United Socialist States of Haganeil is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.432 billion Haganeilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Haganeilian economy, worth 180 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,657 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, a major religion has been named as Haganeil's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Haganeil in an international press conference, and Haganeil has designated Haganeil City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haganeil's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haganeil is ranked 241,021^st in the world and 7^th in Hargeisa for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.