The Glorious Kingdom of Hadohah is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Leo the Powerless with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.701 billion Hadohahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The strong Hadohahian economy, worth 585 trillion hahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 54,730 hahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,448 per year while the poor average 11,738, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hadohah's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hopscotch.

Hadohah is ranked 263,389^th in the world and 12^th in Fifth Wall for Highest Poor Incomes, with 11,738.85 Standard Monetary Units.