The State of Hachafang is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.932 billion Hachafangians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Hachafangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,709 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,169 per year while the poor average 2,348, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Hachafang has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hachafang's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hachafang is ranked 137,163^rd in the world and 1^st in Yuan Bei for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,969.65 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.