The Kingdom of Habibilon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Connor with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.26 billion Habibilonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiddy Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Habibilonian economy, worth 688 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,191 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, even God cannot save you in Habibilon, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habibilon's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of God.

Habibilon is ranked 317,318^th in the world and 20^th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.