The Kingdom of Habibilon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Connor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.791 billion Habibilonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiddy Town. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Habibilonian economy, worth 509 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,686 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Habibilonian military, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habibilon's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of God.

Habibilon is ranked 255,643^rd in the world and 21^st in The Axis of Evil for Most Influential, scoring 43 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.