The Kingdom of Habenski is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10 million Habenskians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Habenskian economy, worth 420 billion kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,004 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Habenski's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habenski's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Habenski is ranked 84,875^th in the world and 397^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.