The Democratic States of H81 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The democratic population of 1.408 billion H81ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient H81ian economy, worth 49.1 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,872 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H81's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

H81 is ranked 150,772^nd in the world and 1,368^th in Pacifism for Smartest Citizens, with 29.82 quips per hour.