The Republic of H80 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.41 billion H80ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient H80ian economy, worth 45.3 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,161 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H80's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

H80 is ranked 66,486^th in the world and 659^th in Pacifism for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.